30 Things we learnt on the Ski Trip
1. You can ski when the temperature is 20c
2. They also have “the wrong type of snow” in France
3. You can’t ski on brown snow
4. Nobody likes carrying skis
5. You can drink tap water in the alps
6. You can’t cry and ski at the same time
7. You can lead a child to water but you can not make them shower
8. You can’t eat yellow snow
9. James P’s mum knows far too many Snowman jokes
10. Ben W’s sister is mad
11. Never say “Whatever you do don’t..” at the beginning of any sentence.
12. Getting up the slope is more dangerous than going down it.
13. Rohan can stop a ski lift
14. Isabella has a pet called Mr Porksticks
15. Bum boarding is the greatest sport ever invented!
16. An after eight mint can entertain children
17. Everybody eats well when they are hungry
18. Josh WC believes he can fly
19. Mrs V likes chicken nuggets
20. Old cable cars become homes for teddy bears
21. Oliver B can ski without falling over
22. Oliver P can pee on skis without falling over
23. There are so many ways to fall off a drag lift
24. Panna Cotta is popular with children
25. You can still say “Chubby Bunnies” with six marshmallows in your mouth
26. Modern children have never heard of Paddington Bear
27. Nobody can walk well in ski boots
28. One pair of pink boxer shorts are good for a week.
29. Black thermals turn you into a ninja
30. A child can spend 50 Euros on pool and pinball
