Sunday 30 March 2014

Happy Easter

Mon 31st
Year 2 visit to Making It.
April 2014
Tue 1st
9am Year 4 visit to Patchings
Wed 2nd
Term ends
3.00PM ONWARDS BIG FISH UNIFORM SALE
Year 6 Assembly

Congratulations to all involved with the production of Romeo and Juliet this weekend.  It was a fabulous show!  Don't forget to order your copy of the DVD from Mrs Fletcher at the school office.

This week, our year six pupils will lead an Easter Assembly on Wednesday.  All Y6 parents are welcome to attend.

Quiz of the week
Easter Sunday this year in on April 15th.  What year will it be when it falls on the 28th March?

Joke of the week
Knock-Knock jokes were invented by William Shakespeare. 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Sunday 23 March 2014

Mother's Day

March 2014
Mon 24th
U11 Boys Rugby Tens - Crackley Hall
4-5pm Romeo and Juliet Rehearsal
8 50am Year 4 Assembly
Tue 25th
Fire Brigade visiting Year 2
Wed 26th
6-9pm Dress Rehearsal at Colonel Frank Seely
12.30-4.00pm High 5 Netball Tournament Carlton Academy
Thu 27th
Fri 28th
7pm Romeo and Juliet Performance
9.30-2.30 Mixed Hockey at Goosedale
Sat 29th
7pm Romeo and Juliet Performance

Year four are doing a Mother's Day assembly on Monday morning. 

Here are some quotes concerning motherhood.

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.  ~Tenneva Jordan

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.  ~Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul

Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
~George Cooper

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.  ~Mildred B. Vermont

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.  ~William Makepeace Thackeray

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.  ~Irish Proverb

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

A young boy said to his mother, ‘How old were you when I was born?’ His mother replied, ’23.’ ‘Wow, that’s a lot of time we missed spending together.’

Sunday 16 March 2014

St Cuthbert

March 2014
Mon 17th
4-5pm Romeo and Juliet Rehearsal
8 50am Year 3 Assembly
Tue 18th
Wed 19th
1.30pm Year 3 visit to Patchings
Year 5/6 Girls only Netball at Carlton Academy starting 1pm
2pm Football v Saville House Away
Thu 20th
Fri 21st
2pm Football U11 v Plumtree Away University Boulevard
Sat 22nd
11am-3pm OPEN DAY
Rehearsal





Year Three will be telling us all about St Cuthbert in assembly on Monday. It is St. Cuthbert's Day on Thursday. You can read more about St. Cuthbert below...

St. Cuthbert

Feast Day: March 20
Born: 636 :: Died: 687

St. Cuthbert was born somewhere in the British Isles. He was a poor shepherd boy who lost his parents when he was very young. Cuthbert loved to play games with his friends and he was very good at them.

One of his friends scolded him one day saying, "Cuthbert, how can you waste your time playing games when you have been chosen to be a priest and a bishop?" These words sounded strange coming from his playmate - as though they were not his own. Cuthbert was confused and very impressed and he wondered if he really was going to be a priest and a bishop.

In August, 651, fifteen-year-old Cuthbert received a vision. He first saw a totally black sky. Then suddenly a bright beam of light moved across it. In the light were angels carrying a ball of fire up beyond the sky. Sometime later, Cuthbert found out that on the night of the vision, the bishop, St. Aiden, had died.

Cuthbert did not know what this vision meant but he made up his mind to become a Benedictine monk and entered the monastery of Melrose, which had been founded by St. Aiden. Cuthbert became a priest and a bishop as foretold by his young playmate many years earlier.

From one village to another, from house to house, St. Cuthbert went, on horse or on foot. He visited the people to help them spiritually. He also worked and helped plague victims. Best of all, he could speak the language of the peasants because he had once been a poor shepherd boy.

He did good everywhere and brought many people to God. Cuthbert was cheerful and kind. People felt attracted to him and no one was afraid of him. He was also a prayerful, holy monk who had the gifts of healing and prophecy (telling the future).

When Cuthbert was ordained a bishop, he worked just as hard as ever to help his people. He visited them no matter how difficult the travel on poor roads or in very bad weather. As he lay dying, Cuthbert begged his monks to live in peace and charity with everyone.

He died peacefully at Lindesfarne in Ireland in 687. His body which has not decayed can be seen in the Durham Cathedral even today.







Quiz of the week

A puzzle to work out this week.
Rearrange the following letters to give four words, all seven letters must be used in each word.
A E G L L R Y


Joke of the week

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)

Sunday 9 March 2014

Winter Paralympics

Mon 10th

U9 Netball Football v Highfields
4-5pm Romeo and Juliet Rehearsal
8 50am Year 2 Assembly

Tue 11th 
Sun 16th
8AM - 5.30PM APPROX DRAMA COMPETITION - CHESTER


The 2014 Paralympic Winter Games began on Friday. You can see all the action on Channel 4. Imagine being blind and skiing down a mountain at 70mph!

Quiz of the week

How many players on a sledge hockey team?

Jokes of the week

A classic group of Doctor, Doctor jokes this week.

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Sunday 2 March 2014

Lent


March 2014
Mon 3rd
4-5pm Romeo and Juliet Rehearsal
8 50am Year 1 Assembly
Tue 4th
ISA U9 & U10 Girls 7 a side Netball - Stafford
Wed 5th
1.30pm Year 2 visit to Patchings
Gedling High 5 Netball Competition - Carlton Academy 1pm start
3pm onwards 2nd Hand Uniform Sale
NO BALLET TODAY
Thu 6th
Fri 7th
Sat 8th
Rehearsal
Sun 9th


It is Pancake Day on Tuesday.
FROM plain and simple lemon and sugar to a full English, anything goes when it comes to pancakes.
They’re versatile, comforting, quick to rustle up and, so long as they’re not smothered in chocolate, reasonably healthy.
A basic pancake recipe, from Mary Berry’s Complete Cook Book, requires 250g plain flour, 3 eggs, lightly beaten, 250ml milk, 250ml water, 75ml sunflower oil, plus extra for frying and a 20-23cm frying pan.
Sift the flour into a bowl and make a well in the middle. Add the eggs and a little of the milk and gradually blend in the flour. Whisk together the remaining milk, water and oil and sift into the flour mixture. Stand for 30 minutes.
Heat the frying pan. Brush with a little oil and pour in batter. Roll around the pan until it covers well. Cook for one minute and flip to cook the second side until golden.
Joke of the week
Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of neighbours who were going away for the weekend. On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child. "Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast," said the eight-year-old. 

So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot pancakes, which she laid in front of the girl. "No, thank you," she said. 

"But I thought you said your mother always has hot pancakes for breakfast!" said Mary in surprise. 

"She does," said the child. "But I don't eat them!" 
Quiz of the week
The 2014 Winter Paralympics starts this week.  You will be able to see all the action on channel 4.
This week's question - Which winter sport did local hero Richard Whitehead once play?