Sunday 15 September 2013

Talk like a pirate!



A big thank you to all the children who attended a sporting club at either lunch time or after school.  School sport is a very important part of life at Salterford and there are many opportunities available. Mr Britten and Mr Martindale had sixteeen runners on Wednesday night and would love to see more.  Parents are also welcome to attend and join in!  

Quiz of the week - Well done to Mrs Sanderson who was the only person to answer last weeks quiz.           
September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!         
Do you know the definition of the following words - ahoy! avast! bilge rat! grog!   
  
Jokes of the week       
What is a pirates’ favourite subject at school?
Aaaart!
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!

A Children's Pirate Shanty
by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers 


Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!
Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story's bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.
Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!
I like to fish, I like to fight
I like to stay up half the night
When I say "starboard" ye go right!
Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"
Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!
I've got no hand but that's me hook!
I pillage stuff but I'm no crook.
Me booty's in this chest I took.
They'll write about me in a book!
Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!
And that's all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn't been too long.
A pirate's life might just be wrong
So grow up nice and big and strong!
Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!