Prize Giving

July 2013
Mon 15th
Tue 16th
	2 30pm End of Year Service for Pre-Prep Years 1 and 2
Wed 17th
	TERM ENDS
	2 30pm End of Year Service for Years 3 4 5 and 6
Thu 18th
Fri 19th

I hope everyone enjoyed Prize Giving on Friday night.  It was the hottest ticket in town!  The children performed magnificently and had the audience clapping and cheering throughout the night.  Even the fire alarm couldn't stop the show!  If, like me, you left the hall humming along to the tune of Fat Sam, I have found a selection of some of the songs performed and you can watch them below.















Quiz of the week
Which of the songs has a connection with Daniel Craig?

Joke of the week
This joke was recently voted the funniest joke of all time.
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

Tennis Final

Mon 8th
	4-5 Rehearsals
Tue 9th
	6-9pm Prize Giving Dress Rehearsal
Wed 10th
	Salterford House Years 5 and 6 Tennis Finals for boys and girls
Thu 11th
	11am Year 2 Graduation
Fri 12th
	6.30-9.30pm PRIZE GIVING - Years 345 & 6
	NO AFTERSCHOOL CLUB - PLEASE COLLECT CHILDREN BY 4PM After the excitement of Wimbledon, it is time for the next major tennis tournament.  The Salterford House School Tennis Finals for boys and girls take place on Wednesday.  Good luck to all those involved.

Quiz of the week
Which country has won the men's wimbledon championship seven times in the open era?

Jokes
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.

Q: Where do ghosts play tennis?
A: On a tennis corpse!


Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A; Because each player raises a racket.